Ed leads a double life!

Fellow b5er’s, our new VP of Social Engineering and Development is leading a double life and has not mentioned it to us! As I was perusing the Pittsburgh Penguin team statistics, I came across a startling image: Ed modeling a Penguin’s hat! Befuddled, I quickly clicked on the link provided with the image. I was redirected to the Yahoo! Team sports online store, where, yup you guessed it, Mr. VP of mingling was striking pose after pose modeling accessories for all different pro and collegiate athletic teams. I cannot believe that the newest VP of our company, especially the man who is supposed to bring socializing and communication to a premium, would go behind our backs and pull off this modeling stunt. Ed, we have questions and you need to provide us with answers! Also, I am not sure if it is true or if my eyes were playing tricks on me, but I went to VH1.com for a hot minute and saw they are making “America’s Most Smartest Model 2″. A quick preview of the show flashed someone who looked an awful lot like Ed yelling in a British accent to “bring me my damn fish and chips now. Do I look like I am kidding, I can’t suck helium balloons on an empty stomach!”. Is Ed trying to become America’s most smartest model?